So you too can become a perfect 0815 model builder in just 10 steps:
Just stay at home all summer, if someone asks if you want to come back to university, just answer: "Koi time, slurry slam!"
Always wear check shirts! Preferably every day, because they always go.
Work shorts at the university? Yes, definitely!
Dancing at university parties? No go! Unless it's hard style or pop.
Every agricultural student is obliged to sit on the dining hall terrace with a glass of wheat at least four times a week.
Leberkäsweckle, Mettbrötchen and wheat beer should be part of the basic diet, just like protein shakes are part of the nutritionists' diet.
A real beer belly is just as important as learning for the exams. But don't worry, with the help of Leberkäsweckle and the daily wheat, it will come naturally.
Just get in the car, drive off and call it OKF (Ortskontrollfahrt, or local control drive).
Chewing gums are too mainstream for you? Grab a blade of grass and put it in the corner of your mouth. Because these are not only sustainable, but also 100% free.
Every time a tractor passes by, look at it devoutly. (Additional naming should not be a problem after the second semester!)
